Me: *finally finds peace and happiness in life*
That bullshit:

I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
let’s do it, roger
Roger helppppp
I need you Roger!
ROGER PLEASE
when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song
-when the sky is pink
-wearing your favorite outfit
-fresh fruit
-pretty flowers
-getting into a clean bed
-getting dessert in a restaurant
-sleeping in late
-cute animals
-when your room is clean and organized
-listening to your favorite song
-summer nights with friends
-love letters
-a new episode of your favorite show
-good hair days
-texting your bestfriend
-getting new makeup
-making a new friend
-feeling beautiful
-getting gifts
-realizing you’re happy
-starry nights
-butterfly’s in your stomach
-feeling inspired
-getting cute messages
-palm trees
me: *is a living train wreck* yaaas!!! stay hydrated guys! life is so beautiful we are all beautiful always smile at strangers and eat healthy :)